Fancy Dress

After reading that some of the top 6 have not been taking full advantage of the genius that is fancy dress parties/nights out I decided to start a thread to put ideas in. I also invite you to put silly pictures of you dressed as stuff in this thread. I will go first:

A small glimpse into my fancy dress history:


Ninja Adventures - creaping around Lancaster University campus surprising friends. I even hid in a bar's curtains drinking NBA for an hour without a guy next to me noticing, when I emerged he shat himself. I was talking to my ex for the entire time, but he didn't see me, genius.

Cross dressing night, the funniest thing ever. You guys made jokes about it, I actually went out like this. All random charity shop items, including kitchen roll filled bra and cheap gold chains. I was bloody scary.

I forgot that this was fancy dress and had to steal some cat ears and a tail off a girl, then they put makeup on me, worked out alright though.

Boxman, this was legendary, ended up challenging eachother to do things while wearing this, I ended up going shopping, went to the chippy and tried to challenge the head of the pool team to a game without my arms.

Angry Policeman, Aviators are a costume in themselves

Halloween, no costume, no entry. It must be halloween themed, not a disney character, unless it is an evil one.

Toga night, starts out fun, but it never holds. One of my mates ended up holding her costume together while she walked home.

St Paddy's Day, cover yourself is Guiness and green.

Hawian night, super fun and cheap to do using stuff from charity shops.
This one was abandoned on the basis of it being far far far too scary.

We simply have to do fancy dress during the first month, breaks down all sorts of social barriers when you have to help your m8 put his lipstick on.

i must say finn... the tranny dress def suits ya!

a bit of lipstick and ur def a go-er!

oh god, i daren't post my pictures of recent fancy dress excursions for fears of being branded a bastard...

I've been ...Hitler, a member of the Ku Klux Klan (which my MUM helped me make btw), went as terrorists to a recent gig, complete with lengths of wood painted red and duck taped to our chests.

I've also been as a fairy, but thats another story...

finn man that bottom ones a tad scary dude! ha ha

I have been a penguin:



A super penguin:



and most recently a clown:

My God.

Finn, you are an absolute stunner mate. And honestly...

(And I want you to pay attention to this.)

You blow those Reading boys out of the water.

Done very, very well. My hat goes off to you pal. My big, yellow, oversized hat.

JELLIS, I was reading through posts I wrote a while back, and there's a couple I'm speakig to you calling you penguin. I thought it was a weird pet name... but it all falls into place now

NICK, I'll go as Mussolini if you go as Hitler again. Or you could mix it up and go as Pol Pot, and I'll go as Stalin or something.

Why weren't there any Scottish Dictators? I WANT A KILT!!!





Note: Why has transexualism become so popular with the Top6?

dani wrote:

i must say finn... the tranny dress def suits ya!

a bit of lipstick and ur def a go-er!

You can't tell because it is a crap photo, but I did have very thick make up and looked like the cheapest whore in the world. The worst bit was that I couldnt get a pair of womens shoes to fit me (someone later told me a trick that works though) so i went with the least femine shoes I could find, walking boots.

One thing you learn about cross dressing on a night out is that for some reason you are consantly molested by women. Although they did keep asking to put their crap in my handbag, which was a pain in the arse.

I'll go as Sadam Hussein, it is more topical.

See I just like Stalin's style. I love those zany Russians.



HAS NO ONE ELSE GOT THAT SMURF THING YET? Its that craziest thing. I just saw it and thought 'weird'.

Cos of my apparent Smurf Fetishism.

Hey Finn buddy.... what's that trick for ladies shoes?

My sister has big feet and... y'know.

The trick to put a man's foot in a woman's shoe is to get a knife and cut the back of the heel off so your foot hangs out, saw a man with size 11's get into some size 7's, it was impressive. He couldn't walk very well, but it did look better than my walking boots.

Those google spiders are magical, context sensitive advertising, no wonder they wash themselves in liquid money. The two most common key words on our forum are probably fancy dress and beer, they know us too well.

Ahhh.... see the only thing that would upset me about that is that it would ruin all my shoes. But, I guess they probably would prefer to be worn...

But back to reality, fella I don't think you can beat combat boots with a dress. If only I could have persuaded my last girlfriend of that...

Fancy dress and beer... now the question is... do we mind the fact that that's what we're going to be known for?

OH YEAH!!!

I can live with being 'that drunk guy who is always dressed like a tit' for afew months